Toilet paper

Toilet paper must be gently placed in its holder with the paper coming down from the back. It MUST NOT come up and over the roll. That is just absolutely not acceptable. It’s like its just coming right out at you and trying to get all up in your space when you try to pull the afore mentioned paper from the roll. But when the paper is coming down the back, then it just nicely stays against the wall..or counter…or whatever the thing is attached to. It knows its place. None of this toilet paper going AWOL on me. No. Stay in your place you toilet paper, you. That’s all.

You have now been properly informed on the rules of toilet paper.

Don’t make me have to tell you twice. 🙂

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3 thoughts on “Toilet paper

  1. I’m sorry, but you could not be more wrong. Actually, you really can’t, since there’s really only two choices here and that is the absolute wrong one. Over the top is the proper civilized way. Then it cannot sneak up on you from underneath. You have total control, and it cannot hide.

  2. I’ll be praying for you. #1 you’ll be the third person reading my blog, and #2 that you’ll see the error of your toilet paper before anything bad happens.

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